Tweezers

Recently someone asked me if I plucked my eyebrows.

I said, "People pluck chickens, one tweezes one's eyebrows.  And to answer you question I do not tweeze by eyebrows (nor do I pluck chickens)."

That was a little deceptive but I think I am alright with that.  It does so happen that I tweeze my eyebrow (singular).  That's how I get eyebrows (plural).  So you see, by the time it has turned from one to two I am done tweezing.

p.s.
This may or may not be true, I just found it amusing and thought I should post something since I have been slacking.  There are a few stories that I am working on, hopefully one will make it here sooner than later.